I’m a writer. My imagination is loud and it doesn’t shut off. Stories and fanfiction are how I get it out of my system. Lately that’s meant AI chat: you play a character, the AI plays another, and the two of you build a world together. It’s addictive. It’s fun. And it’s not going away. If you write for fun, roleplay, or live for a …
The Coddling Myths About Men That Are Just BS
Welcome to another episode of addressing drone behavior. Today we’re debunking the myths society keeps recycling about men. The idea that grown men are somehow incapable of basic human functioning without a woman standing behind them managing their lives. Let’s get into it. Myth: Men Don’t Memorize Dates False. Men memorize what matters to THEM. They know their favorite team’s entire schedule down to the …
Time to Be the Basic Budgeting Bitch
Hi, I’m Noelle and I am an emotional shopper. An emotional shopper, like an emotional eater, shops through neutral emotions and bad ones. Every feeling becomes a reason to buy. Aren’t all women emotional shoppers? Probably. But my situation runs deeper. Almost every day I’d go online, where shopping takes seconds, and I’d spend on impulse the moment something caught my eye. Over time I …
BTS Just Said No to the Grammys. Good.
BTS announced they are not submitting their music for consideration at this year’s Grammy Awards. All seven members posted the same message, translated from Korean: “We’ve decided not to submit our work for this year’s Grammy Awards. We hope music will be recognized and loved for what it is, rather than being divided by region or language. Thank you, as always, to ARMY and everyone …
Are Girlfriends the New Mommies?
I came across a TikTok from The Cut, featuring writer Angeline Chapin talking about her article on women funding their boyfriends’ lives. These women are out here making more money than their boyfriends, picking up after them, teaching them how to cook, and helping them build resumes and land jobs. What the actual fuck. Chapin frames this as a Gen Z problem. It’s not. This …
20 Facts About Me
Hey ladies! It’s Noelle, and today I’m getting personal. Here are 20 facts about me. My sign is Cancer, with Virgo Rising and a Libra Moon. My MBTI is INFJ. I’m a dog mom. My havapoo (Havanese/Poodle mix) is named James Bond, and yes, he’s just as charming as his namesake. I’m ARMY. BTS has my whole heart. My bias is Kim Taehyung, my bias wrecker is …
If I Ran A Sex Education Class
My sex ed class taught me one thing. Be afraid. STDs. HIV. Pregnancy. That was the whole curriculum. Fear dressed up as education. Nobody talked about consent. Nobody talked about pleasure. Nobody talked about what happens when a fifteen year old’s nudes end up in a group chat by third period. We got a diagram of a uterus and a warning, and we were sent …
For the First Time or In A While: What You Need To Know Before You Have Sex
Whether it will be your first time, it’s been a while, or you’re already active, you need to know these things. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin or being abstinent Your body, your choice. No pressure. If he pressures you, he doesn’t deserve your ride to paradise. There are more women who regret losing their virginity than they want to admit. It is …
Sober and Thriving: Non-Alcoholic Drinks Worth Trying (Stella Rosa Review)
I have never been drunk because I don’t drink. Yes, I don’t drink alcohol because I don’t like how it makes me feel. I have never been drunk myself, but I have seen plenty of people drunk as hell, and it does not look fun at all. This is not FOMO. What is so fun about drinking until you’re stumbling, acting foolish, throwing up everywhere, …










